Ohio State University Commencement Speaker’s Bizarre Speech Leaves Audience Stunned

Ohio State University’s commencement ceremony took a bizarre turn when commencement speaker Chris Pan delivered what some are calling the “worst commencement speech ever.” Pan, a crypto-pushing “social entrepreneur” alumnus, reportedly used the South American hallucinogen Ayahuasca to help write his speech, which included sing-a-longs, crypto-shilling, and jewelry-slinging.

Despite the unconventional nature of the speech, Pan stands by his message, which included advice on investing in Bitcoin, using singing as a form of therapy, and setting spiritual intentions. While some attendees were left stunned and bewildered by the speech, others praised Pan for delivering a memorable and impactful message.

The selection of Pan as the commencement speaker has raised questions about the university’s selection process, with sources revealing that President Walter Edward “Ted” Carter had the final say in choosing Pan. Carter, who sits on the board of a Bitcoin mining company, met Pan for the first time the evening before the ceremony.

While the speech may have been controversial, Pan remains proud of the message he delivered and the impact it had on attendees. Whether it was a success or a failure, one thing is for certain – Chris Pan’s commencement speech will not soon be forgotten.